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    November 19

    quick updates!

     
    my blog gg mouldy liao..
    my last post say wan to update linx bday.. but no pics.. so din update..
    anyway also lazy bah.. hahahha
     
    verbally update?
     
     
    06 November 2009
     
    went JB wif linx dewei tifa giam and ben after work
    ... to celebrate linx bday!
    wanted to try their KTV + buffet @ city square - New Way!
     
    cabbed all the way to Woodlands Checkpoint which freaking costs $30++ cos of stupid ERP + peak hrs
    after gg thru customs. reached the KTV place at abt 8.30pm
    cheong for the buffet!!! all of us getting famished liao by then
    me and bday gal waited and sang in the rm while waiting for "food's arrival"
    hahhahaha
     
    quite nice lah the food.. got western + chinese cuisine
    ambience also quite nice which quite spacious rm for 6pax
    and somemore very cheap oni - each spent abt RM47 for everything including buffet!!
    oh ya! bday person FOC somemore even thou nt member watsoever!
    SO IS TOTALLY WORTH IT~!!
     
    sang till abt 2am and is abt time to leave
    actually can sing till closing de... but then.. our hm is SINGAPORE lo!
    somemore stupid dw had to be @ camp by 10am
    spent another freaking $20++ to go home by cab from woodlands =.=
    reached hm ard 4am le *shag*
    but overall... WE HAD A GOOD TIME!
     
    ok wat's next..?
     
    time run run run to last weekend...
     
     
    Friday the 13th (November 2009)
     
    after work went to Debbie's hse to bath everything and get rdy for MJ Marathon @ Karine's hse!
    packed dinner and drove to Karine's hse @ Buangkok
    started our MJ at 10pm.... all the way till next day 12.30pm!
    tat's is a holy 14.5hrs!!! OMG
    broke our record we set last mth of 12hrs! hahahaa
    next time will be 18hrs... 20hrs... 24-HOURS!!
     
    *big panda eyes* @_@
     
    cabbed hm after which for my beauty slp cos damn shag liao
    reached hm abt 1.30pm and off to my bed~
     
    next up event.. via's bday!
    which we so coincidentally gonna celebrate on next fri which is a PH!
    woohoo~
     
    till den```
     
    November 05

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY to... Linx !!

     

     
    yea i know this pic is outdated one.. lolx
    juz wanna put some related pics in this post..
    will update more pics after our celebration tomoro..
     
    Cheers!
     
    October 28

    Life of an Eliasian continues ....

    juz realised i nearly did not blog for the whole month! OMG
    wonder if my "loyal readers" got sian half not
    cos always cum my blog see same subject title still "Moving Soon..." so jitao CLOSE WINDOW liao! hahahha
    perhaps I had been juz too busy...
    with work.. with moving hse.. with all the housewarmings... with all the bdays ETC
     
    another 2-3 rounds for the next couple of week =.=
    wat shall i start wif? *hmm*
    skip the first few wks bah of my moving hse thingy.. straight to last week! lolx
     
    Not forgetting to list down a couple of important events in October!
    03 Oct - Tianan's BIG DAY! R.O.M @ Jewel Box wif his lovely wife, Christine (who officially joined into our gang!)
    10 Oct - HAPPY MOVING HOUSE DAY (as wat linx mentioned)
     
    23 Oct 09 (Friday)
    met up wif trac and zhu + other 2 friends @ Fish & Co for trac's bday
    chatted till abt 9.30pm den decided to leave the place
    not wanting to end the nite early, met up wif zhu's another 2 friends to Arab St till abt midnight
    luckily gt "chauffeur" fetch me back hm! hahaha
     
    24 Oct 09 (Saturday)
    invited 2H Gang to my hse for a small housewarming cum gathering!
    so thoughtful of them to buy me a MJ table juz when i needed to buy so!
    cos initially tot ask them buy tiles* can liao since i lazy to go find where my tiles is.. hee
    and they bought my fav. purple glitter tiles! love it! *grins*
    called delivery for Golden Pillow 933 to settle our dinner + MJ till late nite
    won abt $60++ tat nite! woohoo! paiseh ah!! HAHHAHAAH
     
    25 Oct 09 (Sunday)
    Dad's ex colleagues came for housewarming (Round xxx)
    played MJ wif them too and won another 30 plus buck!
    so considered not a bad weekend for me cos won abt hundred bucks from both day's MJ eh!
    Good $$$ HAHA Tongue out
     
    Genting Trip this Sunday wif my family! Open-mouthed
    (01-03 Nov 09)
     
    shall update again bah!
    back to my FB games which i am so addicted to now!
     
    September 23

    Moving Soon...

     
    Yes - Finally it is confirmed!
     
    Next Mon will be HDB 2nd appt to take the hse keys and we will officially be moving on ....
     
     
     
    i will then retire from a Bedokian and become an Eliasian liao~hahahah
     
    the reno will be abit rush liao cos is lyk only have 2-3 weeks time to do it.
    tonight will be meeting up the designer wif my mum to finalize the reno for the new hse so tat their work can commence faster!
    now busy planning the delivery dates for the electronics and stuffs but still got some furnitures haven bought yet! =.=
    juz wan to say: 搬家真的不容易!
     
    Last weekend managed to catch up wif 2H peeps for ann to pass his R.O.M invitation to us who is the very FIRST to be engaged among 2H (as predicted!)
    Venue is at Jewel Box next Saturday.. shld be the very FIRST formal event for 2H, and oni limited ppl are invited! hahaha
    but too bad heard tat linx cmi cos still will be in taiwan~ *envy*
    she shld be flying off next few days bah! bon voyage linx! miss us~!!!!! Open-mouthed
    now brainstorming whether to buy wedding gift for them or juz an angbao will do..? Thinking
     
    September 15

    As per mentioned in my previous entry.... here are the updates!

     
     
    some of the food pics to drool ur saliva over~
     
     
    Last but not least ....
     
    September 13

    Today is a SPECIAL DAY!

    Because ................. is Mummy's 52nd birthday!!
     
     
    Be healthy and happy forever and ever~
     
    Family lunch will be at Riverview Hotel
    having ala-carte buffet @ River Palace Chinese Restaurant which is a Sichuan-Cantonese Restaurant
    hope the foods is nice~
     
    as for the pressie, me, dad and bro co-shared and bought ....
    OSIM uDesire Convertible Massage Chair for her!
    cos everytime she will complain here pain there pain
    so might as well~ and somemore now having promotion =D
     
     
    ultimately we choose the black one instead cos wun be "dirtied" easily
    from buying OSIM products, we are entitled to 1 lucky draw coupon for every $300 spent
    so we got 10++ coupons since we bought this massage chair
     
    Result: $60 OSIM cash vouchers + buy at a special price for few of the OSIM products
    ... and surprising their lucky draw trick works for my mum =.=
    in the end we bought another 2 more OSIM products which is SonaPillow & uVision
     
     
     
    in a way, uVision can massage away my eye bags and the SonaPillow can help mum's snoring!
    cos acc to CGH doctor's research, long time snoring can cause many diseases e.g. heart disease
    (machiam helping OSIM promote their products siah hahaha) 
     
    anyway, hope these products works well for us! heee Open-mouthed 
     
    ok, gtg slp le~
    tired after a whole day of shopping @ AMK Hub wif mum~
     
    CheerS! Party
     
    September 01

    busy x 100 week

    BUSY BUSY BUSY!
     
    MONTH END CLOSING!
    hate these 3 words!
     
    basically had been going hm ard 7+ everyday since last week
    reached hm already 8+ liao.. den always very lazy took cab.. ~.~
     
    only comforting thing is... Pay Day!
    repay for all the busy-ness i had !
     
    oh ya! also had a MJ session last weekend @ dw hse
    won ard 35 bucks with special thanks to tiff and via  Open-mouthed
     
    gonna have a busy mth ahead~~~~~~~~~~
    August 27

    emo week

    Everything just happened too fast
     
    for me to realize
    for me to think
    for me to understand
    for me to just accept
     
    memories it shall be
     
    hope u doing fine.. =)
    August 16

    Movies Updates

    watch 2 movies last long weekend wif 2H gang respectively on Fri & Saturday..
     
    Where Got Ghost? & UP
     
     
     
    both movie not bad lah.. still passable.. but Jack Neo de abit lame which is as usual
     
    Anyway, am helping my friend sell her clothings, mostly worn only once or twice.
    Let me noe if interested, can give discounts! lolx =)
     
    Mostly is from M)phosis, G2000, Fourteen and <缘>
    All is "M" Size
     
    Dress: $15 each
    Skirt/Blouse: $10 each
     
     
     
    August 08

    2H Gang Chalet cum August Babies Bday Celebration (01-03 Aug 09)

     
    The pictures say a thousand words!
     
     

    We had FUN !! did you..?

    August 06

    信约

     
    我们是新加坡公名,
    誓愿不分宗族、言语、宗教,团结一致,
    建设公正平等的民主社会,
    并为实现国家之幸福、繁荣与进步,
    共同努力。
     
     
     
     
    will update on the chalet soon!
    (waiting for ur pics tifa!)
    July 31

    Pressie Shopping

    Went Pressie Shopping with linx yst @ PS after work
     
    dinner was at the foodcourt upstairs cos linx was craving for the fish soup
    after which went xxxx and bought tifa's present
    dw's present was settled on Tues le! fast fast chop chop! hahaha
    left ann de which tifa is responsible for..
     
    went The Face Shop and played ard the nail colors on Linx
    somemore i do french nails on her hor! mai siao siao! keke =X
     
    <<<< Model: Linx / Artist: YueZ >>>>>
     
     
    proceeded to Pet Lover's Centre to buy my ChiChi's foods
    den rested @ MOS Burger and enjoyed our shakes and we order MOS Chicken + Croquette at the same time
     
    wanted to go hm le den dw said wanna meet us for "dinner" which is lyk already 9.30pm liao lo~
    so after all the hoo-haa(s), they came reached PS @ 10pm and we proceed to 旺角茶餐厅where finally ann got to eat his dinner
    crapped till 11+pm and is time for us to go hm since almost everyone got to get up for work/studies the next morning
     
    first time got fetched by dw after he passed his driving =)
     
    Chalet is this weekend + Monday on leave!
    Time to enjoy~!!!!! =D
    July 28

    AVT Gang Get-together

    Friday 24.07.2009
     
    meet up wif MLG + 1 fan for an impromptu dinner
    before tat went to meet my new insurance agent which is introducing me new policies as expected
    but din signed up for any cos wasn't really tat interested.. hahaa
     
    giam came and fetch and we wanted to go Hanabi at first
    but it was fully booked le since is weekends!
    thus, changed venue to Cafe Cartel instead
     
    8.45pm we stepped into the restaurant
    saw this promotion abt the snackers and drinks all 50% off after 9pm! woohoo~~
    so we happily told the waiter we want wait for 9pm den order to take advantage of the promo
    heee.. luckily the waiter nv give angry face but still intro more abt the promo itself
    another promo is 1 for 1 pasta for UOB/Citibank credit cards
    so basically, wat 4 of us ate, is promotional items!! saves alot! hahaha
    we had 2 plates of finger foods, pastas, Iced Cappucino, Cheesecakes etc etc
    and guess wat? bill came and is only $60++ for the 4 of us after all these!
    imagine w/o the promos it would be doubled which is $120++ Surprised
     
    crapped at the restaurant till abt 11++pm den we r good to go
    cos giam still have sch while linx have to work! (finally!)
    oh yeah.. no more tai tai is our gang le..
    our 2 dear tai tai had found some job to do which is gd~!
    talk abt our chalet this week, wat to buy, games etc etc
    and yah! we realised we nv seems to take pics often de lei
    nth for us to 回味
    so we decided to take pictures everytime we go supper or even juz a simple get-together (even if it is with our worst attire!)
    hahaa
     
    is Journey To The West again after which
    fetch linx back after which is me last to alight
     
    oh ya! have to mention a small encounter when we reach linx block
    was turning at the roundabout to stop and let linx get off
    den we saw 1 auntie (which abit looks lyk linx mum) carrying her dog and brushing it..................
    SMILING AT US when she saw our car!
     
    OMG! i tell u.. is not a normal smile lor!
    and wat the heck is an auntie carrying her dog in the middle of the night
    and keep smiling while doing the "brushing action" against the dog...??
    linx got off the car and we ensure her safetly first before driving off...
    after a while, we drove off, but giam being curious, looked back and see if she's still there!
    and expected...........................!!!!
    SHE IS STILL LOOKING AND SMILING AT US AND BRUSHING HER DOG~~!!!!
    (still can have goosebumps while typing this)
    both of us had goosebumps and we quickly sped off~~~
    wat an experience!
    is really up to our imagination as wat is she doing with the dog at the void deck in the middle of the night
     
    25.07.2009 (Saturday)
     
    had to wake up early at 11.30am cos gonna go have an AVT Gathering
    also soon bian to so call "celebrate" Diana's very belated bday
    lunch was at Compass Point Swensens before proceeding to Diana's hse @ Buangkok
    reached her hse at ard 3.45pm we started our own activity which included MJ and Wii Gaming
    of corz me automatically is in the MJ grp together wif Mindy, Cheyenne and Vincent
    we ended our first round quite fast - 1h 30mins is all we took
    and i won $100++ ....... BUT THEN, they wanted to "appeal" so we carried on 2nd round
    and guess my luck was gone le cos in the end lost $30 =(
     
     
     
     
    everything ended ard 7.45pm and we were getting rdy to leave her hse le cos she's gg another chalet
    my plan was to go hm cos very tired already from the early morning rise
    but then, due to unforeseen circumstances, couldn't go hm
    LL have to follow Ting and Mindy to her friend's place for 2nd round MJ =.=
    .... and we had a hard time searching for tat Club 88 @ Joo Chiat lor!
    We were driving round and round for almost an hr before deciding tat Ting's friend cum and direct us at Paya Lebar MRT instead
    anyway, played there till abt 1am den we left.. won $10++ (luckily recup abit loss, lolx)
     
    will be busy planning chalets stuffs this week~!
    foods, games, presents have to plan and organise...
    SOS please.......................
     
     
    July 21

    House-Visiting cum MJ

     
     
    Venue: Dewei New Hse @ Jln Tenterum
    Time: 2330 hrs - 0800 hrs
     
    i noe is quite a weird timing to visit someone's new hse at such weird hrs
    but anyway, we were planning an overnight MJ session there too
    so soon bian lor~
     
    a very new feeling when stepped into the hse
    explore ard the hse and feeling was quite gd
    except the rms are abit small lyk wat others mentioned
    but all new flats shld be this kind de bah
    but nvm, got cosy feeling most impt!
     
    played thru the nite and stopped when finished our 2nd 风
    went kitchen and enjoy the 糖水 which dw mum prepared
    is those tofu/beancurd skin thingy with longans in it!
    got quite creamy feeling too~
     
    *yummilicious*
     
    end of our last 风 and we decided to stop since is already morning!
    paiseh to via who lost exactly $99 and broke dw long-standing previous record of $97 some yrs ago..
    me won $50++ and so did dw who managed to revive the last round because of my lucky seat!! HAHAH
    seriously, he muz thank me lo!
    JR juz managed to breakeven and is lyk ~.~ after the whole nite
     
    took cab back from his hse - there goes 10 bucks off my winnings~
     
    next up! is buying pressies times~
    in hand got a list of abt 4ppl liao.. OMG
     
    busy weekS ahead~
     
    Birthdays
    .
    Chalet
    .
    HDB Appt
     
    July 17

    Company Event

    Date: 09.07.2009
    Venue: Marina Square
     
    Activities:
    Dinner @ Swensens
    Bowling Competition @ SuperBowl
     
    The pictures says it all~
    WE HAD FUN! Wink
     
     
     
     
    The Teams: B, O, W, L
     
     
     
    July 08

    updates finally!

    juz went to watch I Love You, Man wif linx, tiff, giam and dw @ PS
     
    now waiting hair dry before gg to slp
    poor me still have to work tml de lor
    not lyk the listed above taitai(s) and shaoye(s)
     
     
    OFFICE's Rashida Jones)--basically, he's lucky in all things except male bonding. The narrative arc centers on his quest for platonic man-love--as opposed to, say, finding the girl of his dreams--and follows the boilerplate dictates of a standard rom-com with a subversive wink. In this case, boy meets boy, boys bond over their common love of Rush and Andre the Giant, boys break up and make up, etc. Rudd and co-star Jason Segel (FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL), a fellow Apatow alum who plays Sydney Fife, the Type B object of Klaven's affection, imbue their roles with winning charisma and elevate the plot with real and nuanced chemistry.

    With a whip-smart pace, the film continually tills fresh comic ground as Hamburg finds punctuation points in every scene and never lets a gag overstay its welcome. While the supporting cast features many memorable turns by the likes of Jon Favreau, Jaime Pressly, and Andy Samberg, I LOVE YOU, MAN ultimately belongs to Rudd, who approaches insecurity and social awkwardness with the same dead-eye marksmanship that Peter Sellers did for slapstick.

     
    not bad the show~
    quite alot of laughters in btw cos seeing how gaysish they are!
    HAHA
    would recommend to go watch and have just some laughs
     
    Last Fri went Bangala MAC wif usual 2H Gang for supper
    so long since the whole grp turns up!
    altogether we ordered 60pcs of chix nuggets lo via the Drive Thru'!
    plus drinks, large fries etc
    ultimately we still managed to finish every single pc of food! hahaha
    went our usual ECP spot and camped there till 2am
    stroll along the beach and tok craps till 3+am before heading home
     
    Sunday, got jio-ed for supper again which apparently Mon me have to work
    but still went ahead at 11pm
    reached Beautyworld @ ard Bt Timah for some Pratas, Naan, Thosai
    and they have lots of different curry!
    (chicken, fish, mutton, asam) curry
     
    proceeded to West Coast Park for strolling and discuss our Genting Trip in Aug right after our chalet!
    is Journey to The West again after which den to Jln Ten-ter-um and back Bedok
    reached hm 4am!! ~.~
     
    Looking forward to the MJ this weekend (finally!) Open-mouthed
     
    June 26

    sore throat 1... 2... 3...

    my throat hurts now! haiz..
    tink gonna be sick again..
     
    breakfast still backside itchy go eat fried laksa w/ fried prawns + lotsa sambal chilli which we bought @ Old Chang Kee =X
    tink next wk gonna take MC liao! hehe
     
    anyway, yst bro flew off wif his friends for their 2-wks Europe Trip liao *envy*
    they will be visiting a couple of country.. Paris, Switzerland, UK, Germany etc etc.. since according to them is nearby..?
     
     
    asked him see whether he got pass by Hallmark in UK not den buy a big Forever Friends Bear for me!!!
    but he say this is so girl, u tink the guys will go meh? ~.~
    win liao lor!! to tink i bought a big Mickey Mouse for him when i was @ HK Disneyland! =(
     
     
     
    he asked whether wanna get LV for me in Paris cos sure is cheaper de since is Paris is it's "Origin"
    but then personally me not really tat interested in LV siah, so no point.. hahaha
    went research on the net, is really cheaper than S'pore lor! lyk nearly half the price!! lolx
    shld had said okay den cum back s'pore sell~!! *money-minded*
     
    craving for MJ lei.. since donkey mths nv play le..
    gonna lose skills liao.. need to POWER UP and replenish my skills.. HAHAHHA (also duno y i use these terms!)
     
     
    irritating Mr Creative Director PROMISED to organise 1 on mth end
    now already 26th liao lor! does he realised is already mth end...?
    or which part of month end does he not understand...????
    tink he also heck care lah.. considering terminating his MJ license wif us le!!! *hmmp*
     
    friday is finally here..
    gotta have good rest @ home this weekend
     
    payday+ ah gong giving $$ next wk!
     
    *yippie*
     
    P/S: current HP no. 9232 **** will be terminated w.e.f tomoro..
    new no. will be sms-ed to u all: 9631 ****
    June 19

    TOTALLY BUSY THIS WEEK!

    but then wed managed to meet up wif DMLG + 1 fan for dinner nite out!
    at first decide to go steamboat de but last min change to ECP~
    met @ bedok while me go abit shopping wif linx first for my "themed" Father Day's gift
    dad say wanna "5Cs" Foods/Things, which means have to start with "C" de..
    my already bought 3 "C"s - Chocolates, Cashew Nuts and Can Drinks! hahahha
    left wif 2 Cs liao..
     
    reached ECP oni at abt 9.15pm cos have to wait for someone
    ordered satays, chicken wings, fried carrot cakes etc etc to share among us
    chit chat all the way den left at abt 10.45pm cos tiff had to rush back for her praying stuff at 11.30pm
    is Journey To The West again for us~
    me reached hm already 12.30am le.. next day stil gonna wake up early!!
    wait for hair to dry till abt 2am den slp?
     
    later gonna have post-father's day celebration cos Bro will be working on Sunday
    buffet dinner @ Safra SAKURA Restaurant
     
    oh ya.. did i mentioned my hse had already been sold and we had also bought a new flat...??
     
    is located at Elias Road which is a 4 MA FLEXI unit..
    which means it had 4 bedrms + 1 storeroom but is still considered a 4-rm flat (which is i first time heard of de lah got this kind)
    cos we were actually pondering over a 5-rm unit (which apparently oni had 3bedrms, but wif a huge hall!) and this.. diff is only abt 15sqm and this will cost additionl 30k..
     
    Ultimately, we chose a more practical one.. =)
     
    13 Aug 09 will be the 1st HDB appt liao.. so roughly ard October we shld be abe to do the completion..
    renovate takes abt 1mth bah? so mayb Nov will be able to move in le =)
    now can start tinking how to deco my room! hehe
     
    June 10

    totally cannot make it!

    went to watch Hannah Montana The Movie with linx, tiff and via @ PS last nite..
    actually was being dragged to go de cos me dun really is interested in dis movie.. hahaha
     
     
    Director Peter Chelsom takes the Disney Channel phenom to the big screen in a feature film extravaganza. Miley Stewart (MILEY CYRUS) struggles to juggle school, friends and her secret pop-star persona; when Hannah Montana's soaring popularity threatens to take over her life she just might let it. So her father (BILLY RAY CYRUS) takes the teen home to Crowley Corners, Tenn., for a dose of reality, kicking off an adventure filled with the kind of fun, laughter and romance even Hannah Montana couldn't imagine.

    dinner was at my "favourite" Ajisen with the gals plus dewei who is juz meeting us for dinner..
    ever since they dun have prawn mayo on their side order menu, i had been telling myself - it's alright, still gt the nice soup base from Pork Curry Ramen
    THEN, they change their Chilli Powder lyk 2-3 mth ago? the taste was totally different, still pyscho myself, is alright, wun affect much of the soup base..
    UNTILL YESTERDAY! the soup base TOTALLY cannot make it lo!! it felt so light w/o any curry flavours... even if i were to add watever chilli oil, powder also no use!!
    and is the FIRST TIME i couldn't even finish the entire bowl.. half way thru den give up le!
    so i hereby pronounced I WILL BAN AJISEN from my food list as of today!
     
    booked the tix to the 9pm show
    luckily the movie was not so bad after all
    din fell asleep in the theatre!! hahaha
     
    oh ya, during dinner we also discusses a few things on hand:
     
    1) Chalet for the Aug babies - which apparently irritating dw said he wanted to just stay for ONE nite cos also hav another gang celebration! anyway managed to call downtown east for some info.. apparently whole of Aug they having promotion which is 50% off!! so if were to book 31 Jul den will be charged full price le which is $112... so to get a better deal - maybe we can plan 1-3 Aug 09? so is abt $112 for 3D2N only~ =)
     
    2) MJ MJ MJ - dw's task to plan 1 by end of the mth! if not ask him go find other MJ khakis liao.. we will terminate his MJ license wif us.. hahhaa
     
    3) HK Trip - will it be possible...?? planning to go Macau and Pearl Harbour - 2 taitai(s) to check it out!
     
    till den``
     
    P/S: My hse was officially sold yesterday! Had to really start searching for a new home!
     
    June 09

    Courtroom Humor

    ***
     
    ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
    WITNESS: Yes.
    ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
    WITNESS: None.
    ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
    WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

    ***
     
    ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
    WITNESS: By death.
    ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
    WITNESS: Take a guess.
     
    ***
     
    ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
    WITNESS: Yes.
    ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
    WITNESS: getting laid
     
    ***
     
    ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
    WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

    ***
     
    ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
    WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
    ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
    WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.